We all want to turn up the heat and leave him speechless. You’re not alone. According to recent dating surveys, 68% of men prefer when women make the first bold move.
Whether you’re in a long-term relationship looking to add some spice or ready to make your crush’s jaw drop, the right dirty pick-up line for him can be your secret weapon. But here’s the thing – timing, confidence, and knowing your audience are everything.
In this guide, I’ll share the steamiest, most effective dirty pick-up lines that work, plus insider tips on when and how to deliver them for maximum impact. Get ready to unleash your inner seductress.
Dirty Pickup Lines for Him
- Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.
Nice pants. Can I talk you out of them?
I’ll show you my tan lines if you’ll show me yours.
Your eyes have no secrets. They have already told me that you’re going home with me tonight.
It feels like one of those nights where neither of us gets any sleep.
Are your eyes trying to strip me of my clothes?!
That body is yours for the rest of your life; I want it for tonight.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
I bet you look as perfect with your clothes off as you do with them on.
If you were a character in Ratatouille, you’d be the spice to my bland soup.
I’ve been super on top of things lately. Would you like to be one of them?
I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re dressed to kill.
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good “Karma” Sutra positions we can try.
Let’s make a deal: I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours.
Last night I had the wildest dream…and you were in it!
Dirty Pickup Lines
- You must be my Tinderella because I’m going to make that dress vanish at midnight.
I was feeling off today, but you just totally turned me on.
You look great in that outfit, but I bet you’d look even better in your birthday suit.
Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
If I buy you dinner, will you be dessert?
If I were a judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.
You’re so sexy, my zipper is falling for you.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
I’m adding you to my to-do list. Can I check you off tonight?
Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
I can’t taste my cherry lip gloss! Can you give it a try?
Dirty Pickup Lines To Use on Guys Over Text
- I’m so excited about our date tonight. If you play your cards right, then you’re going to love what I’ve got planned for later.
I would invite you to come over this weekend, but I’m not sure I can keep my hands to myself.
Is your car battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you right now.
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
You remind me of Disneyland because I want to ride you all day long.
I’m trying on lingerie, but I need a second opinion. Do you want to help me?
Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
Save some energy for me tonight. XO
What’s the hottest thing I can do for you when I see you?
You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole. Can’t wait for us to get on Santa’s naughty list tonight.
Dirty Pickup Lines To Use on a Girl Over Text - Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting my favorite goods. See you tonight!
I wish you were here to play “Simon Says” with me… in bed.
Can you tell me what time you’ll be back at my place? My body misses you.
Did you go to the gym yet? I know one workout that you’ve been missing.
I can’t fall asleep by myself…can you come sleep with me?
I love letting you see every last part of me.
Are you a firefighter? Because you leave me all hot and bothered.
They say kissing is the language of love—wanna start a conversation?
8 o’clock. My bed. What you wear doesn’t matter.
Just checked my battery life, and it’s at 69%. XO
I never knew what it was like to want someone this badly before meeting you. See you soon.
Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when I saw you earlier. Maybe you should come over.
Is your name Buzz Lightyear? Because I want you to take me to infinity and beyond.
Are you a sandwich? Because I want you for lunch.
Are you a genie? Because I’d like to rub your lamp tonight.
Can I practice my dance skills on you tonight?
They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me later?
Are you Jafar? Because you magically turn me on.
Want to meet for coffee? I need to make sure I recognize you with all your clothes on.
My lips are like Skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow later?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. See you tonight!
I miss feeling your hands all over me XOXO
Dirty Pickup Lines for Her
- What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Are you Little Caesars? Because you’re hot and I’m ready.
- Your body is 60 percent water…and I’m thirsty. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
- Your clothes look uncomfortable. Let me help you out of them.
- Breakfast is my second favorite thing to have in bed. What’s yours?
- I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me… what do you think? Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole. You’re so sweet you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
- I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me.
- Do you know your ABCs? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.
- If being sexy were a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
- Your belt looks tight. Can I loosen it for you?
- Do you like fishing? Because you just caught me.
- That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would, too!
- Are you an elevator? Because I’d love to go up and down with you.
- Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.
- I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyway?
- I’d like to walk you back to my door.
- I love your shirt, can I try it on in the morning?
- I’m an artist, and my favorite thing to make is love.
- Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
- That outfit you’re wearing would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
- Let’s make some bad decisions together.
- Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
- Do I have to sign for your package?
- I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
Dirty Pickup Lines To Make Her Laugh
- Are you a firework? I heard you might bang.
- Want to have the best sleepover of your life?
- You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.
- My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
- You look hotter than my coffee.
- Let’s play carpenter so we can nail each other.
- Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your booty is calling to me.
- I’ve been trying to conserve more water…wanna shower together?
- Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
- How’s your heat tolerance? Because things are going to get spicy.
- Do you like games? We should play strip poker.
- I have an idea… Why don’t I be Burger King, and you be McDonald’s? I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
- Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to have you again and again.
- I know how we could get a workout without leaving the bed.
- Let me insert my plug into your socket, and we can generate some electricity later.
- You’re like a campfire…you’re hot and I want s’more.
- Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.
- Your bed or mine?
- One night with me might change your life.
- I feel like a lamp because you keep turning me on.
- Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.
- They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
- You’re like my homework because I’m not doing you, even though I definitely should be.
- Good thing I know CPR, because tonight, I’m going to take your breath away.
- Hey! Nice legs—can’t wait to see them in my bed.
- Let’s make like a firework and bang.
- Do you want to watch or act out Dirty Dancing?
- You can be Andy, I can be your Woody, and you can play all day long with me.
- Trust me, I’m like a microwave and can make things hot in just a few seconds.
- I was always told to follow my dreams, so can I follow you home?
- Are you Lightning McQueen? Because you’ve just fired up my engine.
- I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
- Were your parents bakers? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- Do you like volcanoes? Because I might erupt later.
- Is an oven nearby, or is it just us? I can feel the heat.
- Would you like a cup of tea? Because you’re piping hot.
- I like playing chess in bed—want to help me learn some new positions?
- Like Sabrina Carpenter, I know I’m Mountain Dew for you.
- Just like caffeine too late in the day, I’ll keep you up all night long.
- Your lips look lonely. Wanna introduce them to mine?
- Want to take a staycation with me in my bed?
- I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
- I’d give up my ice cream to spoon you instead.
- I don’t care if you’re vegan. I got the only meat you’ll ever need.
- I’m no cashier, but you’ve got a couple of things on you I’d like to check out!
- Can I take your picture? I need it to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- If I were you, I’d sleep with me.
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
- Is your name Circe? Because you’re turning me into an animal.
- Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night long.
Dirty Pickup Lines To Use on a Girl Over Text
- Hey beautiful! What are you doing tonight besides me?
There’s a big sale at my house right now—clothes are 100 percent off. Wanna come?
I was just thinking about you… And all my blood traveled south. See you later!
I can’t wait to show you how much you turn me on.
I’ve been practicing some massage techniques. Care to be my volunteer later?
I wish I were there with you right now. I don’t know how much longer my body can wait to see yours.
Are you my phone? I can’t believe how long it took me to find you.
Hi cutie! Aren’t you exhausted? You’ve been running through my thoughts the whole day. Naked, most of the time.
I can’t sleep—all I can think about is what we would be doing if you were here with me…
Don’t ever change. Okay? Just get naked later. XOXO
I just wanted to tell you that you have a great smile, but it would look even better if that’s all you were wearing later.
Hey beautiful! Should I come over tonight?
I wish I were lying there next to you…naked.
I feel like a light switch, and I can’t wait for you to turn me on.
I want you so badly.
Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert tonight?
Stop thinking about me naked! Sheesh.
Great dress. I’m sorry, I’ll have to rip it apart later tonight.
I don’t like sitting here at work when I could be at home doing things to you.
Come over ASAP.
Tell your chest to stop staring at my eyes when you’re around me. It always distracts me.
Wanna come to the party in my bed tonight?
I can’t stop thinking about all the fun things we could be doing together. - Are you tired? You’ve been running naked in my mind all day.
Is your body a map? Because I love to travel.
Apart from looking so beautiful and sexy, what else can you do?
I bought some whipped cream—want to be the dessert?
Twinkle twinkle, little star, let’s make love in my car. See you later!
Do you want to sin in your next confession? Let me know tonight!
Those jeans looked good on you earlier, but you know what would look even better? Me.
If you look this good in clothes, I can’t imagine how good you’ll look out of them.
I can see you in my future…on top of me.
Hey beautiful! We were born without clothes, so let’s go back to the old days after our date.
I think I could fall madly into bed with you right now.
I can tell you’re into yoga, so why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
I hope I’m on your mind later—picture me with nothing on.
It has been raining all day long, and tonight is going to be crazy cold. Can I add you to my covers?
Just so you know, tonight will be unforgettable.
Hey there! I hope you remembered my name since you’ll be screaming it later.
I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling if you wanted me to.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight after our date?
Just like my favorite breakfast food, I can’t wait to flip you over.
Tonight, pretend I’m a pirate and give me that booty. See you later!
Are you Mulan? Because I want you to handle my sword tonight.
I’m going to make your dreams come true later.
Let’s pretend my bed is the ocean and make some waves.
Did you just put yourself on my “to-do” list?
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? - FYI, your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.
Are your jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to take them off?
Unlike the TV, I like it when you have nothing on.
Do you appreciate culture? Because I’d like to French kiss you.
You have no idea what you do to me.
My muscles aren’t the only impressive thing about me.
Much like Santa, I also have a gift for you in my sleigh. If you come over, I’ll give it to you.
You are worth every sin I’ll be committing with you tonight. XO
Lights on or off later?
I’m not a genie, but I can make your wildest wishes come true tonight.
I have a surprise for you later tonight…I think you’re going to like it!
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock. See you this weekend!
I can’t wait to kiss every last part of your body.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Oh, wait, you haven’t been in my bed yet.
Conclusion
There you go – your entire dirty pick-up line arsenal that works. Confidence is your ultimate accessory, and the correct line at the right time can ignite sparks that will last an eternity. You’re trying to surprise your long-term partner or get the interest of someone new. These lines provide you with the means to be daring, cheeky, and indescribably charming. The secret is understanding your audience, reading the moment, and never crossing boundaries. So go for it, choose your favorites, work on that confident tone, and get set to witness some dramatic results! Your love life will thank you in the end.
