Regular laughter in children reveals better cognitive progress and social competencies. And that’s not all.
The right joke will work wonders for your child’s growth. Being a parent, teacher, or caregiver of a 6-7-year-old, you’re likely aware of how these little minds are forging their sense of humor and LOVE to hear jokes from whoever will listen.
There’s magic in seeing a child’s face light up when they get a punchline or joke right, to the point where everyone. In this ultimate collection, we’ve compiled the best clean, kid-friendly, perfectly suited jokes for 6-7-year-olds, from goofy animal jokes to witty wordplay that encourages language development. To prepare for chuckles, giggles, and those wonderful belly laughs only kids can muster.
Fun Q&A Jokes for Kids
- Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor? A: Because it wasn’t peeling well!
- Q: What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- Q: Why did the music teacher go to jail? A: Because she got caught with too many sharp notes!
- Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho cheese!
- Q: Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed? A: Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
- Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Q: Why was the broom late? A: It swept in!
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta!
- Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because its mom was a wafer (away for so long!
- Q: What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? A: Where’s my tractor?
- Q: Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? A: In case he got a hole-in-one!
- Q: What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A: A dino-snore!
- Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms? A: Because they make up everything!
- Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower? A: Hey, bud!
- Q: Why was the computer cold? A: It left its Windows open!
- Q: What did the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt!
- Q: Why did the scarecrow win an award? A: Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Q: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? A: Sneakers!
- Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing!
- Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer!
Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds One Liner
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tiered!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
Animal Jokes for Kids
- What do you call a bear that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-der bear!
- Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
- What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
- What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer!
- Why did the cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
- What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to become a hot dog!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the party? Because he wanted to pack his trunk!
- What do you call a dog magician? A labradabrador!
- Why did the cow go to outer space? To see the moon!
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!
- Why did the octopus cross the road? To get to the other side!
- What did the parrot say when it flew over the hill? Polly wants a cracker!
- Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
- What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud!
- Why did the rooster join the band? Because he had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a bear with no ears? B!
- Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his
Silly Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What did one volcano say to the other? I love you!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a bear that can play the piano? A bear-itone!
- Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got towed away!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the stadium get hot after the game? All of the fans left!
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungus!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Riddles and Jokes for Children
- What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano!
- Why did the kid bring a ruler to bed? Because he wanted to see how long he slept!
- What has hands but can’t clap? A clock!
- Why did the computer go to art school? Because it wanted to learn how to draw!
- What gets wetter as it dries? A towel!
- Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot!
- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What can travel around the world while staying in a corner? A stamp!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What has a neck but no head? A bottle!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What kind of band never plays music? A rubber band!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge!
- What has one eye but can’t see? A needle!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer.
Knock Knock Jokes for Young Children
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly, cow says moooo! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive, you and I miss you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m freezing! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter, let me in or I’ll freeze! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Nuno.
Nuno who?
Nuno what? I forgot the punchline! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange, glad I didn’t say banana? - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes is a nice place! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
The doorbell is broken! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I’m excited to see you too! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let’s have some fun! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al hugs you! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo-hoo.
Boo-hoo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
I have ice cream every time I see a scary movie! - Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Short Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Clever Jokes for Kids
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the computer keep freezing? It left its Windows open!
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
- Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was
Birthday Jokes for Kids
- What do you get when you cross a birthday cake and a dog? A pup-cake!
- Why did the birthday candle go to school? Because it wanted to get a little brighter!
- What did one birthday balloon say to the other? “I can’t wait to pop!”
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to the birthday party? Because he wanted to reach new heights of fun!
- What do you call a birthday party cake? A sad party!
- Why did the teddy bear have no birthday cake? Because it was already stuffed!
- What did the birthday boy say to his cake? “You make me feel so sweet!”
- Why did the girl bring a string to her birthday party? Because she wanted to tie one on!
- What do you call a cat on the beach during a birthday celebration? Sandy Claws!
- Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it felt crumby!
- What kind of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
- Why did the birthday girl bring a pencil to the party? To draw her guests in!
- What did the balloon say to the pin? “You make me feel so deflated!”
- Why did the cupcake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What do you get when you eat too much birthday cake? A sugar rush party!
- Why did the birthday party have a time machine? Because they wanted to celebrate at different ages!
- What do you call a dinosaur that celebrates its birthday? A dino-sore!
- Why was the birthday party so loud? Because everyone was having a blast!
- What did the birthday hat say to the party? “I’m ready to party!”
- Why did the birthday boy sit on the cake? Because he wanted a piece of the action!
- What do you call a bear celebrating a birthday? A “bear-thday”
Seasonal Jokes for Kids
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why do we put candles on top of the birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
- What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It lifts their spirits!
- What do you call a cat on the beach during the summer? Sandy Claws!
- Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal!
- What kind of music do mummies listen to? Wrap music!
- What did the pumpkin say to the pie? You’re so sweet, I could eat you up!
- Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
- Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they always use honeycombs!
- What do you call a frog that likes to play basketball? A jump shot!
- Why did the elf ask for a raise? Because he was working for a little “elf” money!
- What do you call a bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- Why did the winter coat break up with the summer dress? It found someone warmer!
- What do you call a snowman’s dog? A Slush Puppy!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter!
- What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A flake!
Jokes for Family Fun
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him!
- What did the dad tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a bear that can’t stop telling jokes? A pun-der bear!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
Funny Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- Got a hole in one! Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungus!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he
Easy Jokes for Young Kids
- What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg!
- What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
- Why did the kid bring a pencil to bed? Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
- What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
- What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!
- Why did the student bring a ladder to class? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
- Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer (away for) so long!
- What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hey, bud!
- Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
- What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt!
- What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What did the farmer say after he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
- What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
- Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungus!
Clean Jokes for Kids
- Why did the student bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What do you call a bear that can play the piano? A bear-itone!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the cookie go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why was the broom late? It swept in!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What do you call a fish that practices medicine? A sturgeon!
Short Jokes for 6-7 Year Olds
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
- Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tiered!
- What do you call a snowman in the summer? A puddle!
- Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy!
- What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh!
- Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
- What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
- Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
- What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
- Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
- What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one!
- What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved!
- Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
- What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore!
- Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
- What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Conclusion
There you go, a joke treasure chest just right for your 6-7-year-old’s growing sense of humor. These early years are the best time for kids to learn to enjoy making others laugh, and your support is key to boosting their confidence.
Don’t be shocked if you hear these jokes being repeated (and repeated, and repeated!) This age loves to learn jokes and share them with those they encounter. The next time your young one is bored, requires being cheered up, or you find yourselves in a lengthy line, take out one of these jokes and observe.
Their face brightened up. Share your kid’s favorite jokes or responses in the comments below. We’d love to know which instant favorites are in your home. It makes everyone’s day as much as the joy of a child’s laughter.
